18 January 2009

First Day on the Job

Wouldn't it be great if everyone were treated like the president on their first day at a new job? There's a parade and people are cheering you on as you drive to work. When you arrive at the workplace, a big crowd hollers and cheers and reaches out to touch you and get your autograph. Then they make you say an oath... like, "I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the job of Computer Programmer, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the company policies." Then after work there's a huge party in your honor!

yeah, I think we all should get that treatment on our first day at a new job.

1 comment:

  1. Yeah, that is pretty much what it is like your first day at Google. Plus you get a really cool rainbow beanie with a propeller.